I’ve spent most of the day so far telling swine flu jokes over Twitter, but this one made me laugh more than most (and is too big to send in 140 characters):
This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy had roast beef for dinner
This little piggy had none
And this little piggy went “cough, sneeze” and the whole world’s media went mad over the imminent destruction of the human race, and every journalist found out that they didn’t have to do too much work if they just did “Find ‘bird’, replace with ’swine’” on all their saved articles from a year ago, er, all the way home.
By the power invested in me by the hysterical uneducated masses...
June 24, 2009 at 14:06
Oh, nice!
June 25, 2009 at 09:50
Haha!
My fave is the rather predictable:
And the big bad wolf said: “Come out little piggy or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down”
The little piggy replied: “Fuck off or I’ll sneeze on you”