Merry Christmas your arse, I pray god it’s our last?

The stories are all true, so I’m off to work to save the lives of those with the sniffles or “painful eyes”. Sucks. I was goinfg to have a rant about GPs, too lazy to go and see the patient who calls them out so they just order an ambulance for them, putting countless lives at risk in the process, but I won’t. Or did I just inadvertently do so?

Merry Christmas y’all!